Tuesday, February 03, 2004
Ninja Cat Assassin
Not to sound paranoid, but I think my cat Thor is trying to kill me. For example he has this habit of knocking the lamp on the dresser, off the dresser in the morning. The lamp never hits me, but always comes close. It normally hits my pillow, lucky for me in the morning I am normally not sleeping on that side of the pillow. Another example is from just this last weekend, I was using the oven and Thor crawled up on to the cabinets above me. While I was fishing my food out of the oven he knocked a picture off of the top of the cabinets and the picture came crashing down toward my head. It missed thank goodness, but my head might not have been his real target, because while it missed me it went directly into the oven and slid under the burners. So was he trying to take me head off, or was he trying to burn the place down? It’s hard to tell what his real target was but I have stayed on my toes for any other possible attacks. In the past he would curl up on my and try to sleep under my chin and around my neck… I think I will have to put a stop to that also, I do not think strangulation is beneath him at this point.
