| 1 | "Don't worry. I know what I'm doing" |
| 2 | "Oops" |
| 3 | "I wonder what this artifact does" |
| 4 | "Come on. What's the worst that can happen?" |
| 5 | "No" |
| 6 | "Trust me." |
| 7 | "This empire/city/legion will endure a thousand years!" |
| 8 | "I am invincible." |
| 9 | "he doesn't look so tough." |
| 10 | "Monk or no, he's just some dragonling punk." |
| 11 | "Mommy Scarlet, what are you doing down there?" |
| 12 | "They must just have a bad reputation. Those Fair Folk were quite nice." |
| 13 | "Ugh." |
| 14 | "Hey, do you think that horde of barbarians hurtling towards us has less-than-honorable intentions?" |
| 15 | "So this is the Wyld? It's ain't so bad. The grass seems to have fangs, though..." |
| 16 | "A Deathknight? What's that?" |
| 17 | "Malfeans, smalfeans!" |
| 18 | "What's the big deal? It is only a *lesser* dragon!" |
| 19 | "I summon thee Ligier, bow before my will!" |
| 20 | "Why would I have to keep my word to one of the Deceivers?" |
| 21 | "I bet you are real pretty under that veil Lover Clad in Rainment of Tearsssss... uwa, by the dragons, what in malfeas is that!!!" |
| 22 | "The Sidereals said I can't lose." |
| 23 | "Those mice are the ultimate weapon of the Unconquered Sun, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" |
| 24 | "What do you mean you got the spell wrong or backwards?" |
| 25 | "Proto Puma Prime! What a gay name. Lets kill it guys.." |
| 26 | "Ok what does it do? Ok and now I kill it" |
| 27 | "Two horse headed spirits and 12 men? Hell we can take then, sheesh. Ok I punch one of the men. What do you mean they all try to stab me?" |
| 28 | "He's helped us so much already. He couldn't possibly be leading us into a trap." |
| 29 | Player to Storyteller "What do you mean you need to borrow fifteen more dice?" |
| 30 | "I don't need to worry about my essence. Who's going to see my anima out here?" |
| 31 | "What do you mean the Dragon Blooded troops want to see me outside? Dont they know we are having a calibration party!" |
| 32 | (to ST) Sure I'll lend you my copy of "Creatures of the Wyld." |
| 33 | "You know what, I am just going to tell the Perfect of Paragon to bugger off. I mean who does he think he is anyway?" Said while in Paragon |
| 34 | "The Siderials? Are you serious? C'mon man. They're the gods of pussy. They can't touch us. We're /Solars/." |
| 35 | "Okay, it's done. The Solars are dead, the Lunars exiled, and the Dragon-Blooded ascendant as Creations best protectors and leaders. Now, with us guiding the new Realm from all threats, all of Creation will be safe!" |
| 36 | "What do you mean the symbol says 'Do not open'?" |
| 37 | "Alchemal Exalted my butt, you're just pulling my leg again, all it is is an automaton." |
| 38 | "Don't step on the crack or you'll fall and break your ba---" |
| 39 | "What do you mean you're only a Heroic Mortal?" |
| 40 | "Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats Ho!!" |
| 41 | "Ah, c'mon man, it's just a girl." |
| 42 | "What are you guys afraid of? It's a FLOWER for god's sake. FINE! I'LL cut it down!" |
| 43 | "Kukla my ass! I´m a Solar!" |
| 44 | "That golden lion is just a Statue" |
| 45 | "What do you mean "Tomb of Skulls"?" |
| 46 | Player: "...what..?" |
| 47 | "I don´t care what I heard! I´ll check out the attic!" |
| 48 | "Oooohh...I wonder what THIS button does?" |
| 49 | "Oh shi..." |
| 50 | "I'll take them on alone, don't worry 'bout me. Those miserable extras don't stand a chanche against my Grand Daiklave... 'Cause they ARE extras, aren't they?... What? They've just won initiative?!" |
| 51 | "It's only a Dragon-Blood..." |
| 52 | "Oh, I know Old Realm! Let me read the black book aloud." |
| 53 | "Don't be paranoid!" |
| 54 | "Look, if the binding fails, we can just return the demon to malfeas, right?" |
| 55 | "It's only an old Lion Statue..." |
| 56 | "A filthy peasant like yourself can't possibly be exalted!!!" |
| 57 | "Your spirit's shape is a *goat*!? HA-HA!!" |
| 58 | (To an avian Lunar Exalted) "Are you chicken?" |
| 59 | (To a Lunar Exalted) "It I throwed a stick, would you fetch it?" |
| 60 | "It's OK, it's just mice!" |
| 61 | 'Walker in Darkness?' How lame is *that.*" |
| 62 | "But I didn't do anything!" after seducing the necromancer then trying to kill her in her sleep. |
| 63 | But they're so cute! I wonder why they're called "Panic Monkeys"? |
| 64 | I don't care who this Arad guy is, we've got a whole Circle here |
| 65 | Don't worry, I can take it. Hell, I've taken Ox Body, like, twice! |
| 66 | Well, if you're so powerful, why have you been sitting on your Lunar ass doing nothing for the last thousand years? Wuss |
| 67 | Oh no, get back here. You're not leaving until I've proven my point, Swan Dragon |
| 68 | Wait, you all said "Perfect Circle," but according to my count you're still missing your Night Caste. |
| 69 |
ST: "There is an ancient looking castle high on the hill, a long staircase leads up to it from the ground. What are you all doing?" PC: "I run up the stairs." |
| 70 |
"Can I have a ride?" said suggestively to a Full Moon horse Lunar |
| 71 |
DM: You see a 40 foot tall statue of Set made of obsidian. It radiates an aura of evil you can all feel. PC: Obsidian? Cool! I wanna chip a piece off of it. |
| 72 | What? I'm just summoning a first circle demon. What could possibly go wrong? |
| 73 | Did you just say seventeen, or seventy? Oh dear |
| 74 | You don't have enough essence left to activate that combo. |
| 75 | Malfeans? They're already dead. How dangerous could they be? |
| 76 | "I thought there were only three of them?" |
| 77 | "I don't believe in Fairies!" |
| 78 | "alright, now his essence is drained" |
| 79 | "I don't need no damn daiklave to fight them extras" |
| 80 | "I'm a Dawn, while that's just a Mars" |
| 81 | "whaddaya mean Deathlords can harm their Abyssal servants if they mess up?" |
| 82 | "ok, I think I finally killed him" |
| 83 | "Hmmm... maybe Ox-body wasn't such a bad idea..." |
| 84 | "Hey you there, with the target on the forehead!" |
| 85 | "Aww, what cute mice! But what is that weird picture on his fur..." |
| 86 | "That tattoo just doesn't look good on you." |
| 87 | "Look, he's dead. *poke poke* Everything here is dead. There is nothing that can harm us around here, now let's go further." |
| 88 | "I know a short cut through the woods!" |
| 89 | "Heptagram? Doesn't sound all that dangerous to me..." |
| 90 | "Hey bonehead! Yeah, you with the black sword!" |
| 91 | Outside Whitewall: "I'll just be off the road for a second..." |
| 92 | "Retreat! I'll hold the army back myself" --The final words of Overly Righteous Blossom in a game I ran |
| 93 | "So what if he has a giant white jade sledge-hammer. How high can his initiative possibly be?" |
| 94 | "Pale Ivory? Couldn't you rDeathlord of atleast given you an actual damned title?" |
| 95 | "Ummm, we have a leak." |
| 96 | "Moray Darktide eh? You look like one of those bishounin sissy types to me." |
| 97 | "That dude with blue hair adn the three-layred cloak is unarmed. This will be one of the easiest muggings in a while." |
| 98 | "o, this is the Eye of what again?" |
| 99 | "Why is that mouse glowing silver and has a bunch of spiralry symbols on it all the sudden." |
| 100 | "Your a Brawler. HAH! Come on and bring it." |
| 101 | "Why is there a sunburst bleeding on her forehead?" |
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